PageRank - The Devil Reincarnate

So google has updated my site, but it has not increased my pagerank. I am still below Nate Dawgz page which is a complete insult to myself. Sandeep said he would share his pagerank power with me to increase the ranking of my site. Hopefully this works out, I dont want to have to go back to hijacking wikipedia pages just to increase my pagerank (not that I have).